Ask the Prince of Irony
OH MY GOD YOuR SHITTY BLOG IS AN EYESORE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO FATHOM HOW SHITTY ALL THIS GOD DAMNED GLITTER IS. YOu AREN'T EVEN FuCKING EATING IT YOu DuMB *BITCH*.

ask-the-prince-of-irony:

What? You mean that weird alien clown? I have met him. And I don’t know why I’d wanna cut him when bribing with sugary beverages works just fine.

((April Fools! This beautiful art was made by the lovely Anna of ask-the-dolorosa!

Hope you enjoyed this little blog swap event. ))

What? You mean that weird alien clown? I have met him. And I don’t know why I’d wanna cut him when bribing with sugary beverages works just fine.


lol-its-cas-and-dean submitted:


I made a thing :3

Hey wow, that is rad as fuck.
((Whoa! Thank you so much! That is awesome! You did a great job animating this wow!))

I made a thing :3

Hey wow, that is rad as fuck.

((Whoa! Thank you so much! That is awesome! You did a great job animating this wow!))

HOMESTUCK SHIPPING GENERATOR NOW HAS A PAGE!

askcuttlefishculler:

***AND IS UPDATED***

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HAPPY SHIPPING EVERYONE!

Now with 50% more Strider.

ask-the-english-adventurer:

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((JUST 5 FOLLOWERS AND- I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.))

OOC

askthevvioletmariner:

REAL TALK TIME

Let’s talk about some askblog etiquette, shall we?

So, today a thing has been going around in fandom you’ve probably seen, which has caused a bit of an influx in my askbox regarding the whole ordeal around dolorosa’s death

Which is fine. You know I don’t mind people asking questions about canon events because that’s what I’m here for.

Except these? These aren’t questions. These are anon hate directed at Dualscar. Like, literally, I got a ‘question’ today about how much of a monster Dualscar is for ~taking the Dolorosa away from Mindfang~ the way he did, and how they hoped his death was painful.

Which is where you might go ‘so? he’s a fictional character. It’s not like his feelings could get hurt.’

Except, you know, while Dualscar might be a fictional character, I, the person who runs this blog, am not. And I have to sift through this tripe. I have to deal with this anger from a stranger, regardless of whether it is directed at me or no. And that’s really, really not funny.

I understand the appeal of taking whatever dislike you have for a thing out on a character, but the askbox of an askblog is not the right place for your venting your frustrations. People run askblogs for things they like, and they do so with their spare energy in their free time. If you don’t have the common decency to respect that there is a real human being behind this character, regardless of how much you might dislike them, perhaps you need to reconsider leaving questions in people’s askboxes at all.

[All of this. I’ve seen too many blogs get this kind of shit and I’m sick and tired of it.

Also please bear in mind the person behind the blog when you send in asks hitting on characters. Like, it’s usually just a minor annoyance sifting through dozens of “i like your butt” “questions”, but there have been a few asks that made me feel kinda uncomfortable.

I understand loving these characters (I love them too that’s why these blogs exist), and I’m flattered you like the art enough to find them attractive. But these are still drawings of fictional characters. They can’t date you (or “fuck” you) and I can’t make them.

So please, if you want to send us something, please send questions, not unwanted romantic and sexual solicitations, and most certainly not hate.

Thank you]

hey dirk, i know its past valentines, but do you think you have room for one more dance? like a fuck-yeah-all-the-candy-is-on-sale-thing?
Anonymous

Sorry, bro, but I didn’t do any dances this year.


ask-turntechgodkitty submitted:


happy valentines day bro

happy valentines day bro